D                                         E   Bm              A     D
If I punched myself every time I dreamt about us, well, then I’d be dead. 
D                                         E  Bm        A      D             G D A   G  　   A D G   A 
It’s funny you should mention that subject. Oh the thought of punching you instead. Get out of my head. 
D                                         F#m                                             G   
“I don’t know how many times I’ve told you. Is it the sound of ‘NO’ that you don’t quite understand?”
                               A     Em
I don’t know… Well, actually, I think so. 


Bm       A        G                                  Bm                    A            G     
Oh it’s hard. Oh it’s quite hard. When you’re on your own and it makes me sad when I’m on my own. 

D                Am7                      G                    Em  
I cried myself to sleep last night. Cause you turned me down on my birthday night. 
D                                       Am7       G
All the boys were there and I watched them stare with glee. 
          A                         Em                                  A
Oh it was a particularly bad time to be me. Not a very pleasant time, you’ll agree. 
    F#m                    G
A particularly bad time to be me. 


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D                    Am7              G                        Em
I cried myself to sleep last night: A bouncer turned me down at an oldies night. 
D                        Am7                     G
A forty minute queue. The passport wouldn’t do. That was it as far as I was concerned… 
                A                     Em
Concerned with you. Oh now what can I do?
A                                                 Em
Why don’t you come back home with me and let’s make a minor mistake. 
                     A                    F#m                      G
It’s true what they say: A little bit of bad luck in your love life can educate.

Bm         A        G                                 Bm                  A              G       
Oh it’s hard. Oh it’s quite hard. When you’re on your own and it makes me sad when I’m on my own. 
          A                       Em                                A
Oh it was a particularly bad time to be me. Not a very pleasant time, you’ll agree. 
     F#m                   G
A particularly bad time to be me.